Thursday, September 02, 2004

One of the two people who I think will get more votes that Alan Keyes.

New Slogans
Alan Keyes -- He is the entertaining kind of crazy

Alan Keyes -- If you don't vote for him you are part of the conspiracy

Alan Keyes -- If you don't send him to Washington he might come back an run for governor.

Alan Keyes -- He really cares about how you use your naughty bits.

Alan Keyes -- Don't look at me I wanted to keep Jack

Alan Keyes -- What happens when JC Watts is away from the phone

Alan Keyes -- Now Jack didn't seem so bad did he.

Alan Keyes -- Were sorry.

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