They said being a smart alec would never pay off, so I am open to restaurant suggestions in Springfield to have Rich take us to. The only 'cool' restaurant in Springfield I knew of was a Thai place that I think it closed now.
Now here is an interesting question. I am likely going to be seeing Mr. Oberweis at a Republican event this week. Since my identity is only sort of secret (it isn't that hard to figure out) will one of his people say something to me about the joke? Will they understand it was a joke or will I get grief over it?