No Energy Drinks For You...

It appears Ed Burke since he knows what is best for everyone, wants to ban energy drinks in Chicago. In part because one has been tied to 5 deaths since 2009, or less than two deaths a year.

So using his logic, lets ban everything that can be tied to more than a death a year.

-- Pools
-- Booze
-- Cars
-- Deer
-- knives
-- forks (that's a guess)

But it is part of a bigger idea, that people can not asses their own risks, nor take responsibility for their own actions.